"I’m Not Your Marriage Counselor" (Hamid’s Last Laugh Before His Wedding)
Introduction : “I’m Not Your Marriage Counselor” is a humorous, lighthearted poem about a friend’s last-minute wedding panic and the playful advice he gets instead of real solutions. Blending comedy with truth, it shows that sometimes the best way to face life’s big changes is with laughter—and a reminder not to forget the white roses. "I’m Not Your Marriage Counselor" (Hamid’s Last Laugh Before His Wedding) Hamid came up to me today, He said, “Shahzad, I’m filled with dismay. My wedding’s Sunday, I’m so afraid, All these new people — I’m not a grade.” He said, “My wife, in-laws, all the rest, Maintaining happiness — I’m stressed.” He asked me, “What should I do, brother?” I said, “Don’t ask me — I’m not another.” He said, “But you’re a friend, you’re kind.” I said, “With marriage, I’m so blind. I’m not married, I’m not a pro, All I can do is confuse you even more.” He said, “Please, just honestly say, Whatever’s in your mind today.” I said, “Okay… but I’m gon...